*CURRENTLY A WIP*
Made and run by Meredith and Emma
>BEFORE YOU BEGIN
>ASK A QUESTION
>CHAPTERS
>first to last
>by story
>CHARACTERS
>ARTWORK
>AU PARAPHERNALIA
meisterkid asked: nuhngrnjv I need more ovo This is an awesome premise, I can't wait to see how it works out.
Oh man, thanks so much! Always glad to entertain :D
For those who are wondering, Emma and I finished up our project for school and thus have quite a bit more free time. The next couple chapters still won’t be up for a little while, but we are working on it! In the meantime, a shitty doodle of Karkat in a tux:

definitely-tsundere asked: i love you, i love you, i love you hookerstuck <3

For this latest chapter of hookerstuck I really wanted to add some ridiculous sparkly shit to Vriska’s website, but I didn’t have the time and it would have distracted from the content.
But that didn’t stop me from doing it anyway.
Filed under: reasons why Vriska cannot be trusted to do web design.
(Source: vantatas)
Your name is Rose Lalonde and you are currently browsing female escort sites.

If you wanted to blame someone for this unfortunate twist in your fate, you would be inclined to blame your sarcastically affectionate mother. Most recently she has gained the upper hand in your unrelenting passive-aggressive war by planning a huge gala for your 23rd birthday next week. Although you accepted graciously, you were livid. Trying to beat that level of ironic gesture would be tough. That is, until you thought of your most brilliant plan yet.
You would hire a girlfriend.
‘Ello dearies!
Sorry about the lack of progress, we’ve been super busy. And it looks like we’re going to continue to be stupidly busy for the next month or so due to a ridiculous school project.
BUT, the first chapter of Rose’s story is almost done and should be up really soon. And in the meantime, here are some shitty character sketches of the hookers and also Vriska. I was going to draw Dave and Nepeta too but then my pen ran out of ink.
Also, thanks so much for all the positive feedback! It really means a lot!
<3 Meredith
Anonymous asked: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ Campaign make a person happy: send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved!

I was reading that homestuck AU and I was like: OOH ~ Karkat is a hooker (obviously) and John came in and I was like: OOOHH~ This is so cute~
and then there was a second chapter and there was Eridan and… and I was like: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH~ Eridan is such a pretty girl (except he’s not a girl)
and I realy wanted to draw that scene when Eridan and Karkat are talking bout Karkat’s problems :”D
There’s a link to AU http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxh6mUOxy1qkpphbo1_500.jpg
and to author’s tumblr http://hookerstuck.tumblr.com/
ps. I don’t know why Karkat is wearing this pink thing :V probably Eridan wrapped it around him without reason xD
Oops, I forgot to reblog this here before
This is really good, akjshdfkjsdk
> Be the confused college junior

cynicalgamer asked: Not exactly a question, but just want to say I'm SOOO excited for this AU :3 Love the art and writing!
aaaaaaaah thanks so much!
